Hotel Dicks

Welcome to Hotel Dicks, where the service is always prompt, and the guests never want to check out. This is the kind of hotel where the staff goes above and beyond to ensure your stay is unforgettable, and let’s just say, they take customer satisfaction very seriously. From the front desk to the bellboys, everyone is ready to lend a helping hand—or whatever else might be required. The rooms are clean, the beds are soft, and the walls are definitely not soundproof, which makes for some very interesting room service requests. Whether you’re a frequent traveler or just stopping by for the night, Hotel Dicks is the perfect place to relax, unwind, and get a little more than you bargained for.

The fun of Hotel Dicks lies in its playful approach to the classic hotel experience. This isn’t your average staycation—every corner of this establishment has something steamy going on, and the staff are always ready to rise to the occasion. The film is packed with laugh-out-loud moments, surprising encounters, and plenty of action that’s as hot as a sauna session. The characters are larger than life, each bringing their own unique charm to the mix, ensuring that every scene is as entertaining as it is satisfying. So, whether you’re in the mood for some room service or just want to see what happens when the do not disturb sign is ignored, Hotel Dicks is your one-stop shop for pleasure.

Shipping Information

Orders typically ship within 1 business day after payment clears. Ensure your address is correct—reshipping due to address errors will be at the customer’s expense.

Delivery Times:

• Australia: Australia Post – US$7 flat fee – 2-5 business days
• United States: DHL – US$7 flat fee – 5-10 business days
• Europe: DHL – $9 flat fee – 7-15 business days

Returns Policy

If your order arrives faulty, damaged, or incorrect, notify us within 48 hours via our contact form. Clearly describe the issue and include your order details.

We only accept returns for defective or incorrectly shipped products after inspection. Change-of-mind returns or exchanges are not accepted.