The Facts of Life: A Porn Parody

The Facts of Life: A Porn Parody

When the girls of Yeastland Academy Junior College head to class, the school bell rings in their sexual awakenings. But when Nathalie, the dorm’s straight-A virgin feels like she’s the only girl not getting her young holes stretched, her horny best friends teach her some valuable lessons in getting some loving. Blonde and beautiful Blair demonstrates the rich-bitch technique for getting cock. Sexy tomboy, Jo, reveals that some boys like it rough. Naive and naughty, Tootie, drops her skimpy school uniform and shows her booty. Finally, busty, red-headed House-Mother, Mrs. Garett, teaches Nathalie the best lesson of them all: ‘Girls, girls, girls!’ can always get their pussies wet in an all-girl school.

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