This Ain’t Hawaii Five O XXX

Beautiful beaches, horny Polynesians, and cops with a hard boner to set things right. A sexy spin on the original! You won’t think the same about it again!ÔøΩÔøΩÔøΩÔøΩ Hawaii Five O the parody.

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Delivery Times:

• Australia: Australia Post – US$7 flat fee – 2-5 business days
• United States: DHL – US$7 flat fee – 5-10 business days
• Europe: DHL – $9 flat fee – 7-15 business days

Returns Policy

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We only accept returns for defective or incorrectly shipped products after inspection. Change-of-mind returns or exchanges are not accepted.