This Isn’t The Bachelor The XXX Parody

Welcome to the 2 hour finally of This Isn’t The Bachelor. Bill, our wealthy, handsome and very horny bachelor will have some important decisions to make. Will he make the correct one, or will he be leaving the same way he arrived… alone. Well sit back and see how this unfolds.

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