Morning Wood

Morning wood or morning glory … Question is: how will you work it off?

Waking up with a rock hard erection, you know you’re gonna start the day with a full tank. You’re all juiced-up with plenty in the bank and you have the entire day ahead to spend it! Morning wood is a sure-tell sign that good things are gonna happen!

Shipping Information

Orders typically ship within 1 business day after payment clears. Ensure your address is correct—reshipping due to address errors will be at the customer’s expense.

Delivery Times:

• Australia: Australia Post – US$7 flat fee – 2-5 business days
• United States: DHL – US$7 flat fee – 5-10 business days
• Europe: DHL – $9 flat fee – 7-15 business days

Returns Policy

If your order arrives faulty, damaged, or incorrect, notify us within 48 hours via our contact form. Clearly describe the issue and include your order details.

We only accept returns for defective or incorrectly shipped products after inspection. Change-of-mind returns or exchanges are not accepted.