This Isn’t Fantasy Island It’s A XXX Spoof

Remember that beautiful, almoost uninhabited tropical island on TV, where the guests could have any fantasy of theirs fulfilled? If you could go there, what would your fantasy be? How about as soon as you got off the plane and looked down you saw that your cock had magically become HUGE! And behind every palm tree was a beautiful pornstar who couldnt wait to get it inside of her? Well, welcome to our island where insatiable dreams really do cum true!

Shipping Information

Orders typically ship within 1 business day after payment clears. Ensure your address is correct—reshipping due to address errors will be at the customer’s expense.

Delivery Times:

• Australia: Australia Post – US$7 flat fee – 2-5 business days
• United States: DHL – US$7 flat fee – 5-10 business days
• Europe: DHL – $9 flat fee – 7-15 business days

Returns Policy

If your order arrives faulty, damaged, or incorrect, notify us within 48 hours via our contact form. Clearly describe the issue and include your order details.

We only accept returns for defective or incorrectly shipped products after inspection. Change-of-mind returns or exchanges are not accepted.